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印度网友讨论:如果中国占领了印度,你有什么打算

印度网友讨论:如果中国占领了印度……

What are your plans in case China occupies India?

如果中国占领了印度,你会做什么?

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【评论】

yal_sik 110 points 16 days ago
I will open a Momo shop sponsored by the state.

我将开一个由国家赞助的馍馍店。

[–]dbejsfau 64 points 16 days ago
Momo is a Tibetan word. You'll be imprisoned for encouraging Tibetan identity and separatism. Baozi or Dumpling is the correct word.

Momo是藏语。你将因为鼓励xz分离主义而被监禁。包子或饺子才是正确的词。

 

[–]Foureyedguy 71 points 16 days ago
Join the CPC. Introduce our level of corruption. Break down the state machinery.

入党,我会介绍我们腐败的程度,打破国家机器。

 

[–]sanskaridaddyW 95 points 16 days ago
I hope they would atleast reduce Alixpress shipping time.
it's really crazy now.

我希望他们能减少速卖通的运送时间
现在真的太疯狂了。

 

[–]Noice_b8_m8Muth maro, insaan nhi 27 points 16 days ago
Will serve gobi manchurian to the chinese army

去中国军队服役。

 

[–]Doorknob_Goswami 15 points 16 days ago
Show them my already-established allegiance via a Redmi phone.

通过红米手机展现我已建立的忠诚!

 

[–]ayallore 14 points 16 days ago
Burn their chopsticks so they can't eat their food and will die of hunger problem solved.

把他们的筷子烧了,这样他们就会因为不能吃饭然后饿死了。

 

[–]scottydoesknow7Universe 28 points 16 days ago
Will change my name to Mao Dingdong. Keep a copy of Karl Marx's The Communist Manifesto instead of Bible.

把我的名字改成毛定东,存一份《共产宣言》取代圣经。

[–]NeuroticKnightUniverse 1 point 16 days ago
You should be reading analects of confuscious.

你要读的是《论语》

 

[–]SHIELDagent 11 points 16 days ago
You mean, Greater India's far Eastern territory consisting of the greater Beijing municipality?

你的意思是——更大的印度远东地区包括更大的北京市政当局吗?

 

[–]bad_joke_maker 14 points 16 days ago
90% chance I would be dead by the time that happens. So, no plans.

到那时我90%死了,没计划

 

[–]KalyanibarKitna Naaye!! 12 points 16 days ago
Move to Hong Kong?

搬到香港?

 

[–]casavint 14 points 16 days ago
What a dumb question. India and China are nuclear armed states. There will be low scale conflict at best. Stop turning randia into another quora cesspool.

愚蠢的问题。印度和中国是拥有核武器的国家。充其量只会有小规模的冲突。别把这里当成另一个quora。

 

[–]linuxdev2 3 points 16 days ago
Baidu, QQ, and tieba.
Also, learn Chinese first.
Start eating cockroaches.
I know, I know, but you started the joke.

QQ、百度贴吧。

同时,学习中文。

开始吃蟑螂。

我懂,但是你先开了玩笑的

 

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